My job
Being a German foreign worker in Felix Austria, constantly interrupted by contra-productive weekends, numerous paid public holidays and standard annual leave, I pursue the occasionally exhausting, nevertheless absorbing ancillary labor costs-intensive task of a Technical Writer, Localization Manager and Language Master — anxious to painstakingly position the correct multilingual phrases to the correct places in order to demystify more or less complex software and hardware products in a target audience- and likewise ISO-compatible way.
Therefore, applying incomprehensibility as stylistic means for differentiation I can only afford on my website... ;-)